Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a joke?
Only if you want it to be. We believe in the power of satire, sacred nonsense, and dead-serious irreverence. Discordians, SubGenii, and Dudeists welcome. So are those who pray with fire, silence, or spaghetti.
Do you worship anything?
Depends on the day. Eris. Slack. The FSM. The Void. Chaos. Hot dogs. The Divine Feminine. The unknowable. You name it. Or don't. We respect beliefs and disbeliefs alike.
Can I start my own Fucking Church chapter?
Hell yes. Wherever you are, you are the temple. Gather your people. Share food. Preach truth. Perform unholy sacraments. Just remember to cause no harm, raise some hell, and document the miracles.
Do I have to give you money?
No, but we'll accept it with chaotic gratitude. Donations fund food ministries, outreach, web hosting, and art supplies for anarchist iconography. Also, whiskey and snacks.
What do you mean by ‘Ministries’?
We mean radical mutual aid. We mean The Fucking Kitchen. We mean street sermons, pop-up rituals, and rogue baptisms in alleyways. We mean showing up, being weird, and feeding people—spiritually and literally.
Are you recognized by any official religion registry?
We are pursuing 501(c)(3) recognition in the U.S., but we’ve already been recognized by the spirits of disorder, slack, and divine absurdity. That's the only registry that matters to us.
Can Muslims, Christians, Jews, Pagans, Atheists, and Satanists all be part of this?
Yes. Especially yes. All traditions are welcome, so long as they allow space for others. We're building something that holds contradiction and contradiction sacredly. Come as you are. Bring your baggage, your rage, your gods, your doubts.
How can I get involved?
Start small. Light a candle. Read our unholy texts. Host a ritual. Cook a meal for strangers. Sign up on the Join Us page. Or just scream "Praise Eris" into the void. Someone will hear you.