Fucking Church

About Fucking Church

Fucking Church was born from a holy spark of irreverence and sacred defiance. We are a sanctuary for misfits, heretics, iconoclasts, and seekers of the absurd. We’re here to flip tables, pour wine, feed the hungry, and question everything.

Rooted in satire, sincerity, and spiritual rebellion, we blend ancient ritual with modern heresy, and serve it up with a side of unholy communion and holy pasta.

This isn’t your grandmother’s church—unless she was a punk priestess who worshiped chaos while serving food to the poor and advocating for queer liberation and creative revolution.

Fucking Church is a real-ass, soon-to-be tax-exempt, legally recognized spiritual collective that takes its mission seriously—just not itself.

You are welcome here. All of you. Even the loud, weird, messy parts.

Discordian Detour

"All hail Eris! May confusion bless your enlightenment."