The Sacred Calendar
Our year is filled with feasts, fasts and fuckery. These are the days we mark, celebrate, rage, and reflect. Some ancient, some recent, all sacred in our own damn way.
- January 1 – New Year’s Defiance: We don’t do resolutions—we do revolutions. Light a candle. Burn a regret. Begin again.
- February 14 – Anti-Valentine Massacre: Celebrate love in all its weird, broken, beautiful forms—or curse the whole damn thing.
- March 28 – Founding Day: The birth of Fucking Church. A day of remembering why we started and raising hell in honor.
- April 1 – Eris Ascendant: Enjoy a hot dog, but only if falling on a Friday.
- April 20 – High Holy Haze: A sacred celebration of cosmic perspective. Pass it anticlockwise.
- May 5 – Feast of the Noods: Slurp and be saved. Pasta shall set you free.
- June 21 – Summer Solstice Burn: Longest day of the year. Light fires, dance with shadows, and cast off what no longer serves.
- July 5 – X-Day: All things pink to be avoided until the Day of Mirth.
- July 15 – Mirth Day: Also known as Confusion 50. A day to embrace the chaos, laughter, and the absurdity of existence.
- August 8 – The Feast of Blasphemy: A day of satire, sacred art, and challenging dogma. Create and destroy.
- October 31 – The Holy Night of Masks: The veil is thin. Dress up, speak truth, honor the dead and the weird.
- November 25 – Ragegiving: A counter-feast for the hungry, angry, and grateful rebels. Share food. Break the cycle.
- December 21 – Solstice of Stillness: The darkest night. Light one candle. One is enough. Be still. Be wild. Be reborn.
These dates are sacred—but flexible. Celebrate how you can, when you can, with who you are. No shame. No rules. Just rhythm.