Our Beliefs
At Fucking Church, we believe that spirituality shouldn’t require silence, obedience, or perfection. It should require honesty, curiosity, laughter, and occasionally, shouting at the void.
- We believe in the sacred power of questioning everything. Even this list.
- We believe in food as a holy act. Feeding people is communion. The Fucking Kitchen is our temple.
- We believe in radical inclusion. No matter who you are, where you’re from, who you love, or what you’ve done—you belong here.
- We believe irreverence is a form of reverence. If the divine can’t take a joke, it probably isn’t divine.
- We believe in service, rebellion, and sacred nonsense. Community over conformity. Love over dogma. Do what thou wilt.
- We believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched us with His Noodly Appendage. And that’s valid as hell.
- We believe this aggression will not stand, man.
- We believe the Law of Fives, celebrate Prickle-Prickle and Sweetmorne. Embrace the holy madness of Eris.
- We believe Slack is our divine right. We do not work for pinks.
- We believe in the right to make up your own damn mind. We’re not here to tell you what to believe. We’re here to walk the weird road with you.
The Fucking Church is not a joke—but we do laugh a lot.